Ever wonder why white males in upper western United States like to hunt wolves? Wonder no more, hunters have made a movie, “Crying Wolf,” which lists all the justifications for wolf hunting. Your argument is invalid.

Among their reasons:

  • The nation was founded on Judeo-Christian values, and the bible explicitly states that man has dominion and stewardship over all animals
  • God gave them property, and they should be free to protect their property from government intrusion
  • Liberal, left-wing, extreme environmentalists are trying to take away their land and way of life
  • Wolves kill other animals, such as elk and deer. To prevent this, they should be able to hunt the wolves to keep the balance.
  • The wolf has never been biologically endangered, therefore they can hunt it
  • Hunters are environmentalists, and know more about nature than scientists, academics, liberals, math, data, the government, etc etc
  • Conspiracy: The wolf is a tool used by liberal left extreme environmentalists to stop ranchers from grazing cattle for free on public lands

Source: Crying Wolf Movie

  12/20/11 at 02:45pm
  1. gracefree reblogged this from eckleburgs-eyes
  2. onewhiteduck reblogged this from theshortestgirlonearth and added:
    More positive proof that we are a nation of imbeciles.
  3. liberationofallkinds reblogged this from thewearandtearofourboots and added:
    This is a fucking joke, right?
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  5. theshortestgirlonearth reblogged this from mohandasgandhi
  6. evabulgakova reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    “Conspiracy: The wolf is a tool used by liberal left extreme environmentalists to stop ranchers from grazing cattle for...
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  10. deermans-organs reblogged this from snarky-invisiblemoose and added:
    I swear to god, some people… Why do we even need to kill these beautiful creatures? For fancy fur coats? For respect?...
  11. snarky-invisiblemoose reblogged this from climateadaptation and added:
    Watch as I bang my head against...the sheer stupidity of people.
  12. whatthehelldidijustread reblogged this from mohandasgandhi
  13. djgagnon reblogged this from climateadaptation and added:
    #wolf #hunt #cryingwolf #environment...PaxCan adds: Hmm … not sure about this movie.
  14. sailsmart said: Rubbish. Leave the wolves alone. Farmers don’t need guns anymore. We’ve passed that stage of barbarism.
  15. d-e-s-e-r-t reblogged this from socialuprooting and added:
    Seriously?
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  17. solutreantoolkit reblogged this from pallas-athena and added:
    I’ve never been much of the “protect dem wolves cause they so majestic”(not that I have anything against wolf...
  18. gyrkinlens reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    They also get their dicks hard over killing something as ‘dangerous’ as a wolf…usually from a helicopter with a...
  19. sonicorca reblogged this from tiny-donut and added:
    oh my fucking god. If you let these idiots run free they’ll destroy any plot of communal land from their own god damn...
  20. catastrophicpunx reblogged this from tamaulipana and added:
    I own a movie sort of like this, but it’s about a couple who live out in the forest with them and don’t kill them.
  21. djgagnon said: PS I think the wolves re-introduced were ‘Canadian’ in origin. Definitely left-wing socialist unionized foreign wolves trying to eat the poor homesteader’s cattle.
  22. nuoctuong reblogged this from tamaulipana and added:
    I’m laughing so hard right now
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